For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:



Twelve babies drumming
Eleven marshmallows a-puffing
Ten reindeer a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight sheep a-milking
Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling
Six iPods a-playing
Five golden necklaces
Four calling booty calls
Three French tourists
Two diamond pinky rings
And a fairy in a olive tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

Twelve babies drumming
Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling
Ten ice skaters a-leaping
Nine ladies knitting
Eight llamas a-milking
Seven rumballs a-drunkening
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup
Four calling bill collectors
Three French burlesque dancers
Two stale fruit cakes
And a chimp in a peach tree

Twelve diamond rings (set in platinum, I love jewelry)
Eleven christmas friends with me on a beach
Ten days of Liz and Jason in romantic scenes uninterrupted
Nine ladies cooking seafood and steak
Eight maids cleaning up the house
Seven swan gliding across the water in front of me.
Six days of bliss
Five thousand fanfictions to read
Four pink slips for GH writers
Three LCD TV's all playing the NOP
Two chances to live my life over
And a golden pear tree

and I really want peace on earth (Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality)

Twelve street musicians drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten gymnasts a-leaping
Nine ladies waltzing
Eight cows a-milking
Seven fruitcakes a-festering
Six iPods a-playing
Five golden necklaces
Four calling prank callers
Three French burlesque dancers
Two Jesus action figures
And a chimp in a peach tree

You Will Get Three French Burlesque Dancers
Twelve street musicians drumming
Eleven marshmallows a-puffing
Ten ice skaters a-leaping
Nine ladies yodeling
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven fruitcakes a-festering
Six Santas a-hohohoing
Five golden coins
Four calling booty calls
Three French burlesque dancers
Two diamond pinky rings
And a chimp in a peach tree